Knock Knock

me: who's there?

roo: squirrel

me: squirrel who?

roo: SQUIRREL! Get out of the washing machine or you're gonna get WET!


This is following the classic Knock Knock.

who's there?

bees.

bees who?

bees have no butts.

(To which our esteemed friend Logan says, that's right, bees DO have no butts